Anyway since i will be going back I have desided that i need to get back into shape before i can let him see me naked again! YIKES! So it is back to the gym for me, and i have been working on my tan (terrible for the skin i know i know). Hopefully i can transform my transparent white skin into something more normally seen on planet earth. But hey if this was the 1800s I would be the sexiest person alive with my pale complexion...unfortunatly it is not, so skin damage here i come!
Don't worry I am not going to lay in a tanning booth (i tried that once and OUCHIE i got a skin rash all over my body).
Two days ago I was babysitting the devil child (my mom, step dad and I call her that because we are convinced she is the spawn of satin!) and this 8 hour day consisted of going swimming in the pool three times, two trips on the bike/walking for me to the park, and jumping on the trampoline. Let me just say my skin does not appreciate it. I wore SPF 45 and still was burnt to a cripst! Now I am a reddish brownie crisp.
So hopefully I will be lovely and tanned as well as buff....like ARNOLD! He is Austrian, so if i look like him the German's will find me sexy right?

(Is that the heil hittle sign he is making?)
baby you can turn my on! Careful...you might get a little too turned on by this video you are about to watch!
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